dhicachuuuu

1. Tell him he's forever alone 2. When he refuses to be called 'forever alone' ask him who his 'special' someone is. 3. Ask him if he likes pasta 4. If he says no, call him a traitor to his country 5. E-mail him a handful of Nico fan-fic's (The ones with lemons if you know what I mean) ;) 6. If he doesn't read them, tell him this is proof of him being forever alone (If you have to, repeate #2) :) 7. Or just straight jacket him to a chair in your room and read them out loud for him *A mouth gag could prove most affective* 8. It would be even better if you video-tape his reactions to the fan-fictions with Camp-Half-Blood people (Thalico,